Land Races

Discover the great outdoors like your pioneer ancestors did before you, even if that means killing whoever gets in your way. Offroad point to point race through the Paleto forest with a large jump.

Before the drones show up and this military base is taken over by robots, use the runways to push your vehicle to its limit. Simple loop lap race for cars and motorbikes at Fort Zancudo.

Driving a 4x4 around Vinewood Racetrack while someone in short shorts and a monkey mask bays for your blood is the closest any of us are going to get to chariot racing in The Circus Maximus. Give the citizens their bread and games with these straight up, no-excuses laps of the horse track. No togas required.

Any skinny jeans wearer will know, sometimes things just don't fit. Try and squeeze up to eight compact cars around the tight corners of this lap race in Mirror Park.

Off road lap race in Pacific Bluffs. Race in a loop along the lower roads, the beachfront, and under the historic Chumash family pier. Jumps and tight turns. Avoid the rocks on the beach and through the tight gap under the pier.

Finish the stimulants, down your last Nogo and soda, jump a fast ride, and head for the airport to catch the red eye back home - how every Los Santos expedition ends for the seasoned business traveler. Point to point for up to 16 cars and bikes, starting on the highway and leading to smaller roads.

Off road point to point starting in the dark heart of Mount Chiliad, shooting down its foothills, rolling through Paleto Bay, and coming to a stop on the white sands of Procopio Beach. Short road section, couple of jumps.

If your friends caught you drinking anything except a flat white at an independent coffee house it would be social suicide, but when you need java, you need java. Point to Point sedan race from Del Perro to Mirror Park passing four 'Cool Beans' coffee shops. At least it's not Bean Machine.

Everyone in Los Santos knows that public transport is a government conspiracy undermining your freedom to enjoy a 30 car pile-up with other consenting adults. Take a stand for civil liberties on this epic point to point supercar race across most of the freeways in Los Santos. Endurance is the key.

Drive the hacks insane with some quick, quick laps around the walls of Bolingbroke Penitentiary. You can use a car or a motorbike as long as it's fast.

Lap race for coupes through South LS that crosses over itself at two of the most brutal intersections in the city. If you don't already know that whiplash is your body's way of telling you that you suck at driving, you will soon. Luckily the Medical Center is just around the corner from the finish line - try and make it that far.

Following the well-beaten path of many an ambulance, this short lap race takes you from South Central Los Santos, by the police station, to the Medical Center, and back out again. Suitable for all land vehicles. Helps if you have a gunshot victim on the back seat.

See the power of stolen water and senseless irrigation at work with this long lap race. Up to sixteen land vehicles can take this track over the hills from leafy Vinewood to the arid Grand Senora.

Like a trucker, hit the blacktop and keep going 'til you run outta gas. Land vehicle point to point that loops through the Port of LS and gets on the freeway all the way to the San Chianski Mountains.

Keep your head on the swivel as you duck between containers, gantry cranes, and the occasional union worker on a break at the Jetsam Terminal in Port City. Lap race with land vehicles.

Take your baby for a drive with this lap race for cars and bikes around glamorous Vinewood studios, romantic Vespucci Canals, and glitzy Rockford Hills mansions. But remember, baby likes a winner.

You need a car if you're visiting Los Santos, and you need somewhere to park it when you're not sat stationary in a traffic jam. Race through two parking lots in this simple lap track for compact cars or motorbikes in Little Seoul.

Iconic or a cliche - pick up some speed as you race down the dry concrete channel of the LS River. Simple loop laps for land vehicles with two left-hand hairpin turns.

Figure of eight track over multiple levels in the business slash surveillance state hub of Downtown Los Santos. Lap race for land vehicles with a jump.

Much better use of a golf course than actually playing golf or talking about how much money you have. Race caddies around the links in this lap race and watch out for the water hazard.

High speed figure of eight laps through scuzzy Downtown and Industrial East Los Santos. Up to 30 cars - defaulting to Sports Class, because the type of person who drives one likes to speed past the disadvantaged, usually spitting out the window.

Where Los Santos meets the old West - race off roaders through oil fields and junk yards in this lap circuit. Only a matter of time until this area is turned into shopping malls, or hipster hangouts, so enjoy it while you can. Great views.

Off road point to point along the north coast of the Alamo Sea. Some of the prettiest scenery in the State. The locals don't see city folk much, so don't let them catch you alone.

It's tragic what decades of high-fructose corn syrup will do to a poorly connected rural community. Silver lining: all the boarded-up shop fronts and abandoned machinery make for an atmospheric final lap.

From the hills to the heartland - this offroad point to point takes you down from the Vinewood Sign to near Fort Zancudo. It might get bumpy.

Sequel to smash hit Grass Route, this off road point to point starts on the North bank of the Zancudo River, passes through the wetlands, and finishes on the beach in North Chumash. Expect some of the same dirt road hijinks you enjoyed the first time around.

To their great annoyance, even the rich and famous don't live forever. Pass the graveyard to the stars in Pacific Bluffs on this lap race for cars and motorbikes.

Lap race passing Los Santos International, the Maze Bank arena, and Little Seoul. You'll see lots of unused grassland where you might be able to bury a body. Cars and motorbikes. The 'Prepare to Take Off' billboard will separate the women from the girls.

Beat the rush hour traffic from workplace yuppie central to... residential yuppie central. Point to point starting outside Maze Bank and finishing in the Vinewood Hills.

Lap race up and down the narrow canyon drives of Richman and Rockford Hills. Compact cars and motorbikes on this figure of eight track. Short off road section, but mainly paved.

Some tight turns in this off-roader lap race in the Grand Senora Desert. You'll go over dirt roads, narrow paths, paved sections, and jumps as you pass the Redwood Lights Track and the Rebel Radio radio tower.

Starting on Grove Street and heading out of the city, you'll go through Ballas, Families, and Vagos turf in South Los Santos. Point to point for cars or motorbikes.

What Los Santos would look like without billions of dollars worth of irrigation - off roaders lap circuit around the Grand Senora.

Help students swap their college debt for medical bills in this lap race starting on the ULSA campus. Track covers the wide roads and narrow canyon drives of Rockford Hills. For cars and motorbikes.

When you put 16 one percenters in a race, only one of them can come out on top. Watch the privileged few try to cheat and outmaneuver each other in this freeway lap race in central Los Santos. Locked to the Zentorno.

On ramps, off ramps, road bridges, and freeways. Proof that Los Santos is a city for cars and not much else. Point to point around the road network of East Los Santos. Finishes near the Lost's LS Clubhouse. Cars or motorbikes.

Circuit around Morningwood and Backlot City taking you down wide drives, narrow alleyways, and tight canyon roads. Lap race for motorbikes.

Fill your cooler with some Logger Lites, grab your hunting rifle, and throw them in the back of your monster truck. It's time to go back to nature and remember what this nation is all about. Point to point race on dirt roads crossing creeks and going over Mount Josiah.

Great Chaparral has the kind of lonely tranquility that consistently appeals to fugitives, melancholy romantics, serial killers in search of melancholy romantics, and committed off-roaders in search of a challenging lap race.

Navigating a claustrophobic inner-city figure of eight requires non-stop concentration and flawless technique, which is why you're doing it in a turbo-charged muscle car with wholly theoretical steering. Take a deep breath for the hairpin turns and crossovers: your only crumple zone is your self-esteem.

Short figure of eight track around the Maze Bank Tower and the FIB building in Downtown Los Santos. Lap race on multiple levels for compact cars or motorbikes.

The first time you almost plunge off a cliff, you'll forget about the stunning views and start to concentrate on the road. Dozens of hysterical city-dwellers compete for a small patch of asphalt in this long lap race for sports cars on the Great Ocean Highway and Banham Canyon.

An opportunity to get some air over the theme-park canals of Vespucci Beach in this lap race for cars and motorbikes. Starts in Little Seoul.

Bring dog-eat-dog capitalism out of the boardroom and into the streets with this gritty Muscle car race through the banking sector. Laps from El Burro Heights straight through the heart of LS, where cars and credit are fast. Only this time, there aren't any bailouts. No matter how big you are, or how screwed you get.

Starting on the Del Perro Pier, do a circuit around the whole of Los Santos finishing back at the end of the Pier. Point to point race for cars or motorbikes.

Knock the canyon's dharma out of line in this point to point race. Perilous track for off road vehicles featuring lots of cliff-edge tight turns. Ends on the shore of the Alamo Sea.

From the chilli house to the bacon factory to the LS River, this lap race for cars and motorbikes beats a path around South Los Santos.

From the East Coast to the West, follow famous Route 68 across the State to where the sun sets. One long sweeping road. Point to point for cars and motorbikes.

They call it the Tongva Grand Tour: down a bottle of merlot, get on the wide open road northbound out of the city, weave up the hillside by the Marlowe Vineyards, lose control through some high-altitude hairpins, and hit Richman just in time to puke into the nearest hot tub. Point to Point Race.

Look out for sticky tires and hot asphalt as you make your way across the desert in this road race on the Senora Freeway. You'll have to weave past oncoming traffic, go through Sandy Shores, and wind up at Davis Quartz quarry. Point to point race for land vehicles.

Short lap race starting in idyllic beachside retirement community, Sandy Shores. Jumps on and off road and features a tight section through rocks and detritus spat up by the Alamo Sea.

City planning at its finest - negotiate the complex system of freeway interchanges around Los Santos International Airport in this lap race for cars and motorcycles. Then be grateful you're not late for a flight at rush hour or on the way to a concert at the Maze Bank Arena.

Short laps, hard corners, and up to sixteen scumbags fighting over the same bonus pool - there'll be some crashes in the financial district when this race kicks off.

America isn't just a place, it's an idea. Show nature who's boss by crushing it under your sixty inch tires, and spewing exhaust in its face. Lap race for monster trucks in area of natural beauty, but not for much longer, Lago Zancudo.

Emergency services are on standby for collisions at this figure of eight track on the runways of Los Santos International Airport. Lap race for four or two wheel vehicles.

Prove your anti-eco-credentials and strike another blow for the climate change deniers by driving a supercar into a tanker full of jet fuel, just like a real man. There's just two corners between you and top speed on this unforgiving lap of LSIA: time to tear the ozone layer a new one.

Your alarm should have gone off hours ago, your mouth tastes like a donkey pissed in it (because one did), and you've got a marketing presentation in ten minutes - point to point from the suburbs to the city for cars and bikes.

This land vehicle point to point answers the question 'what's the quickest way from the beach to East Los?' once and for all. Up to sixteen racers taking the freeway from Pacific Bluffs to El Burro at the same time. Expect congestion.

Today we worship a false god, the dollar. Spare a thought for simpler times as up to sixteen of you speed past the Church and its congregation in central Los Santos. Short laps for cars and bikes.

Follow the party trail as you move from the clubs on Eclipse to the mansions and apartment blocks of Rockford Hills and West Vinewood. Wide boulevards going into narrow drives in this lap race for cars and motorcycles.

Get in touch with your inner pioneer on this venture into the wilderness round Sandy Shores, where the great frontier traditions of sunstroke, incest and cannibalism have been so lovingly preserved. Off-road race with plenty of jumps along the dirt roads around Route 68.

A simple race for simple people who want to seem complicated. Lap circuit for muscle cars around Mirror Park with some long straights on the Los Santos Freeway.

Hug the waterline with this off road point to point starting on Procopio Beach. Up to sixteen racers can follow the North coast down through Paleto State Beach to Paleto Cove.

If you've got a pilot's access all areas pass to the blacktop at Los Santos International, well, you gotta make the most of it. High speed lap race for Sports Classics around the possibly-terminal terminal buildings. Look out for baggage carriers, tight turns, and jet engines.

Compact car circuit around scuzzy-chic Downtown Vinewood. Watch out for frat boy tourists and reality TV shoots. Lap race with some tight sections in alleyways.

Wide streets, sea breeze, steroid junkies, and LS natives showcasing their latest plastic surgery. You'll see it all in this car and motorcycle lap race around 'laid back' West Los Santos.

In the late 80s and early 90s, we thought East Asia would take over the world, starting with some high rise office blocks in West LS. But a decade of economic crisis followed instead. Race like a master of the universe in this short lap circuit around the Wiwang Tower. For cars and bikes.

Nothing says artistic credibility like a grainy image of trash next to a burnt out RV, so get your butt off a nice beach, and go to a nasty one. Point to Point race for Sports Classics starting in Chumash, ending in Sandy Shores. Mainly on-road. Opportunities to hit top speed. Snapmatic at the ready.

I hope you feel the need for speed on wheels as well as wings. Sports classics lap race on the concrete at Sandy Shores Airstrip. Drag race down a stretch of runway, hit a short on road section, drag it down a second section of runway, then navigate a hairpin turn.

All your friends are going East in search of the last un-gentrified patch of turf in the country, and you're heading West. Load up a so-uncool-it's-cool Sedan, and race toward Little Seoul. Lots of straights and a few tight turns at the end of this point to point track.

From the Great Ocean Highway to Vespucci Beach passing everything in between. This tourist trail point to point for cars or motorbikes takes in most of Southern San Andreas.

Because driving around Rockford Hills in nice cars is too mainstream, and going through Vespucci Beach in low riders is kinda yesterday - a Compact class race back and forth over the Los Santos Freeway and in and out of the Casino parking lot. Lap track in East Vinewood.

Get in a Sports Classic, step on the gas, and clear your head with this scenic lap race through bucolic Blaine County. Takes you over bridges and past McKenzie Airfield to remind you of your day job.

Explore the San Andreas wine country in this lap race for cars and motorcycles. Starting on the wide GOH, you'll take a two lane back road through the Tongva Hills, Chumash and Banham Canyon, coming back downhill to the Highway.

You won't believe you're just outside the city limits as you snake your way around the Vinewood hills in this lap race. Road and off road sections, long sweeping bends and tight hairpin turns. Suitable for cars and motorbikes

Who needs love when you've got booze in your belly and stars in your eyes? Lap race for cars and bikes taking in all the tourist sights of Vinewood and Rockford Hills.

The cops watch the roads for drunk drivers every holiday, so keep to the hills with this lap race on the desert slopes outside Sandy Shores. Use monster trucks for the terrain and for crushing cop cars if they do find you.