Cayo Perico Series

When you tell your friends you're biking round a tropical island, this is not what they'll picture. But rest assured, what happends on Cayo Perico stays on Cayo Perico, especially during a lap race. Just don't post pics on Snapmatic. #anotherdayinparadise

One way to conquer a fear of water is to encounter something far more terrifying. Like a private island run by a psychotic narcotrafficker full of hostile fauna and a bunch of frenzied maniacs on Seasharks. See? Takes your mind right off it. Lap race.

Between the parties, drugs, and panthers, everyone knows Cayo Perico is a thrill-seeker's paradise. And what's more thrilling than a competition involving up to sixty-four rotating blades, shark-infested seas, and a complete absence of medical facilities? Lap race for helicopters.

San Andreas law requires that a full safety audit must be carried out before your flight: pilot licenses checked, emergency procedures drilled, arm rests down, blood-alcohol levels within acceptable parameters. Fortunately for you, you're not in San Andreas anymore. Enjoy! Lap race for planes.

Racing on a small island means that sooner or later you're going to run out of land. But when you're wealthy enough to party with the 0.1%, you're wealthy enough to own the solution. Lap race for Blazer Aquas.

Guests who've strayed too far can confirm, the best way to experience El Rubio's mansion is as fast as possible. Think of it as practice for a situation you really don't want to find yourself in. Lap race for cars and bikes.

Today's Top Tip for Building Confidence: When planning your escape from the highly fortified home of the world's most notorious drug baron, always know your route back to front. Lap race for cars and bikes.

Considering the usual imports and exports on Cayo Perico, a horde of strung-out party guests atop Blazer Aquas crashing into the docks is, in all honesty, quite vanilla. Lap Race.

For guests, a point-to-point race around one of the world's most secure private islands is an adrenaline-fueled exhibition of skill and mettle. For guards, it's time to grab the popcorn. This is going to be messy. For cars and bikes.

Welcome to Cayo Perico. On your left, the spectacular and tumultuous Caribbean Sea. On your right, the pileup of eight concussed drivers who won't be making it to the beach party tonight. Lap race for cars and bikes.