Casino Work

We've been working on a nice little sting operation for some light-fingered dealers, trackers in the chips at their tables. I figured you'd want in at the pay off. I'll send you the coordinates, you recover the chips. I doubt you'll need to get your hands too dirty. Most of them will probably hand them over as soon as they see the gun I don't officially know you have.

You'd be amazed how often we get wannabe crews watching too many Vinewood movies and trying to rob us. But this heist's different, they've got serious backing, and serious tech. We don't have enough proof to take this to the cops, easier just to nip in the bud, right? We've got one member under surveillance. Use them to get to the rest.

Let me cut straight to it. Do you know how many heavily armed mercenaries are trying to storm my casino right now? Too fucking many. I can't risk going public with this. I need this whole crew out of my hair, with as little PR fallout as possible. Now hurry up!

You get used to bad press in this business, but there's bad press and there's a personal hit piece running in the main segment on Weazel News. By the time everyone realizes it's bullshit, no one will care. So I need the reporter to get some firsthand experience of the random acts of criminality he loves to write about. I've sent you some probable locations, watch out for a white news van.

We have a high roller arriving in town. I need you to limo them back to the casino, as smoothly as possible. Thank you.

Is there some rulebook you get when you try to run a business in Los Santos? One that tells you how to deal with crooked judges trying to shut down your casino to disguise their crippling gambling addiction and massive debts? 'Cause if there is, can I get a copy? Actually, scratch that. I don't wanna know how you people handle this kind of thing. Just... make it go away.

One of our deliveries is late, wouldn't be a big deal, but the GPS tracker has gone offline. Could you go and take a look?

Surveillance on our latest shipment of slot machines has picked up some pretty shifty guys taking an interest. Might be nothing, but just in case, could you go and do the pick up? Best go prepared.

Hey... am I wrong in thinking you know your way in and out of an impound lot? I need you to retrieve a car for one of our resident high rollers, preferably without any collateral damage. And I need to have no idea what you did to make that happen, okay?

Our regular shipment of house chips got hit last week, and the owners are not happy. We've doubled up on security, but I still have a bad feeling about this one, could you head down there and give them the benefit of your... um... expertise?

We fired a dealer last night, and somehow he swiped a bag of takings on his way out. That shouldn't be possible, so the quicker and quieter we deal with this, the better. Head over to his place, do whatever you do, and don't leave a trail.

Hey, so I just got off the phone with our head of security. All I can legally tell you is that there's a car around the back of the casino with nothing in the trunk. We're not saying we'd like you to drive it somewhere quiet and get rid of it. But if you did that for your own reasons, we would strongly advise you to avoid bumping into any law enforcement on the way.

We deal with counterfeit chips all the time, but thanks to some proactive interrogation on the part of our house detectives, now we have an address for the factory. We need you to act fast, and off the books, if you don't mind.

Hey, so how's the hangover? You get really inappropriate when you're drunk out of your mind, do you know that? I've never seen someone be so offensive without saying a word. Anyway, I'll be in a much more forgiving mood if the delivery truck you decided to take for a spin is returned in one piece right now. How's that sound?

Hey are you busy right now? One of out top clients wants a vehicle picked up, and he's insisting we give it to someone we trust personally. Won't take long, just be super careful with it.

Hey, I saw you were here. We have a big potential client on-site today, and they mentioned they'd like a personal tour of the city, could you spare a few minutes? Oh, and did I mention you'll be using our solid gold helicopter, that has to be a perk, right?